Saturday, January 28, 2006

Cheat Sheet: Hard-Fi




Punky and pop Brit band Hard-Fi breaks out: Aidin Vaziri | Hard-Fi is a British band that combines the punky-reggae swagger of the Clash with the pop sensibility of Duran Duran and hails from Ali G's neighborhood, Staines. So basically a dance rock band, then? "No, that's crap," says singer Richard Archer. "We just take the spirit of something, like we might take a house or reggae approach but not necessarily the beat, and use it in our sound." The group's debut single, "Cash Machine," is a good example, combining rock guitars with a woozy dancehall groove and lyrics about a trip to the ATM. They like it slow. Hard-Fi's first album, "Stars of CCTV," was released in the United Kingdom in July and just hit the No. 1 spot last week. How did they celebrate their chart triumph? By setting out to conquer America from the ground up. Rather than ordering up champagne and helicopters back home, they're hard at work playing tiny clubs and shaking hands at radio stations. "The bus is a little fuzzy today," Archer says. "Our guitarist just walked in looking like death warmed over." Archer's secret plan for world domination in 2006. "I need to hook up with some Hollywood actress," he says. The British press recently broke the story that he had been palling around with Scarlett Johansson over the holidays and that there were pictures to prove it. Archer finds this hilarious. "Did she come to Staines? Maybe I missed it, but the only time I've ever seen her is on the telly."Still, it's a good rumor. "Well, I didn't deny it."

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Pop Quiz: Jenny Lewis


Aidin Vaziri | As the lead singer of indie rock darlings Rilo Kiley, Jenny Lewis spent most of last year on the road touring behind the group's breakthrough album, "More Adventurous," and warming up the stage for a set of arena shows with Coldplay. Now the 30-year-old former child star is setting off on her first solo tour in support of her brilliant debut, "Rabbit Fur Coat," recorded with the Watson Twins, out this week on Bright Eyes leader Conor Oberst's Team Love label.


Jenny Lewis
Q: First off, are you the real JT LeRoy?
A: Yes, I have the raccoon penis around my neck right now. That whole thing is amazing, though. I'm so happy that you can still fool the masses.
Q: I'm not. He e-mailed me a bunch of times, so I feel duped that an imaginary person said they liked my writing. That leaves me with just two real fans, one of which may be a dog.
A: That's awesome.
Q: It's kind of like getting to open for Coldplay but then having no one in the audience while you're on. You can relate.
A: I can. Actually, it's more like there's someone in the audience but they're eating a hot dog.
Q: You mean they found the hot dog more interesting than you?
A: Certainly more delicious.
Q: You would think Coldplay fans would take any opportunity to look up and see an actual girl.
A: That's a good joke. You know, I think there were some people there who were open. But when you're staring down 10,000 people, for me at least, I tend to focus on the negative.

Review: Saint Etienne



Saint Etienne "Tales From The Turnpike House": Aidin Vaziri | Saint Etienne, despite its distinctly French name, has made a career out of doing for London what the film "Amelie" did for Paris -- painting over the great city's cracks with romantic notes and wistful, vintage charm. On its latest album, however, the electronic pop trio attempts to face reality. Set in one of London's many low-income-housing high-rises, "Tales From Turnpike House," could have easily sounded crass or condescending. But the music remains rooted in the same sun-kissed melodies and soft bossa nova rhythms that are featured on all the group's other releases, and the lyrics tread gingerly, focusing not on crime and despair (apart from the occasional mugging) but the simple triumphs of daily life such as falling in love and waking up to one more sunrise

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Pop Quiz: J.D. Fortune of INXS


Aidin Vaziri | Because so few people actually watched the reality TV show "Rock Star: INXS," in which the nearly 30-year-old Australian band searched for a new lead singer of roughly the same vintage, it seems only appropriate to give a fresh introduction to prizewinner J.D. Fortune. The 32-year-old Canadian not only beat out a bunch of other aspiring rockers but also put up with Dave Navarro every night to become the replacement for Michael Hutchence (who died under mysterious circumstances in 1997). Cue sold-out tour dates, respectable sales for the new album, "Switch," and single "Pretty Vegas" making the highest-charting entry in the band's history. We caught up with Fortune by phone in Sydney, just before the band started its tour.


J.D. Fortune of INXS
Q: Did INXS really have to do a reality TV show to find you?
A: There are many ways to skin a cat. If you're going to do a global search, it's newsworthy. And if you're going to put it on television, it's entertaining. I could've done without the reality TV portion and just stuck with the audition process. For me, it wasn't about being on a TV show. It was about becoming a member of INXS.
Q: Since you've been in Australia, have you lived out your other lifelong dream of hugging a koala bear?
A: No, but I have seen some of the most beautiful women on the planet walking around. Literally, I'm rehearsing 11 hours a day and it's like, "Oh, J.D., would you like to go out for a glass of wine?" I go, "I'd love to as long as you've got time between 7:30 and 8 a.m. Sorry." That's the most ironic thing. The lack of time. I thought it was going to be this thing where I get out of the limo, walk in, do a couple of tunes, everybody freaks out, point to a couple chicks and go. But it's more like getting in bed at 10 p.m., up at 6, interviews and off to rehearsal.
Q: Have you gotten mobbed yet?
A: Yeah. It's pretty funny, actually. Well, not funny. It's flattering. There have been some moments where it's like, "OK, how do I get out of here?" I don't get too freaked out about it. I just remember the bigger picture and where I was this time last year. It makes me really appreciate it.
Q: What about unexpected phone calls from ex-girlfriends?
A: No, although this girl I dated a few years ago, the night I won (she) called our mutual friend up and goes, "I f -- the lead singer from INXS!"
Q: Wow. That's almost better than winning.
A: Yeah. All is fair in love and war.

Reviews: Dean Gray, We Are Scientists, Sia



Dean Gray "American Edit": Aidin Vaziri | With "American Idiot," Green Day ditched its punk past, lifted a bunch of chords from the Time-Life library of classic rock and embraced a production style so slick that even Nickelback would wince. The album may have sold 4 million copies, but ultimately the whole thing felt a bit hollow. That is until rogue remix duo Dean Gray (a.k.a. Party Ben, pictured left, and Team 9) took apart the disc's original tracks, stirred in hits by the likes of Johnny Cash, Kanye West and Depeche Mode, and diligently restored each one with the fun and cunning the East Bay trio had seemingly outgrown. In the spirit of DJ Danger Mouse's "Grey Album," which brilliantly mashed up the Beatles' "White" album with Jay-Z's "Black" album, "American Edit" bristles with creativity at every turn. Released free online, the set acts as both criticism and tribute, revealing the band's embarrassing source material (the Bangles and Dire Straits, who knew?) while applauding its sheer audacity. "Novocaine" is seamlessly grafted onto Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody," the "Doctor Who" theme makes a snug fit with the chorus of "Holiday," while the Eagles' "Lying Eyes" provides an eerily appropriate soundtrack for "Wake Me Up When September Ends." The real triumph, however, is "Boulevard of Broken Songs," an epic reconstruction of "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" that takes in unlicensed samples from Oasis, Aerosmith, Travis and Missy Elliott. It's the best Green Day track, even if the band had nothing to do with it. The site that hosted the initial bootlegs may have been shut down with a Warner Bros. cease-and-desist order, but that hasn't stopped indignant bloggers from spreading the MP3 files all over the Internet.


We Are Scientiests "With Love and Squalor": Aidin Vaziri | Bands with beards are usually bad news. You never know if they're going to take their shirts off and start doing Doors covers, or if they're going to throw a Frisbee at your head. Fortunately, We Are Scientists' questionable choice in facial hair (actually only one member has a beard, but it feels like more) doesn't get in the way of good taste. The Brooklyn trio's debut album is reassuringly modern, in that it sounds as if it should have come out in 1983. Perfect timing. Opening track "Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt," complete with big guitars and a nagging chorus, is also the best, mainly because it includes the line "If you want to use my body go for it." No sense in trying to top that, so the rest of the album sees the band cycling through vintage pop-punk riffs, giddy new wave melodies and songs like "Callbacks" and "The Great Escape" that Hot Hot Heat would kill for.


Sia "Colour The Small One": Aidin Vaziri | Sia might be best known for breathily singing on several tracks for chillout charlatans Zero 7, but don't hold that against her -- nor the fact that her father was one of Men at Work. The Australian-born London singer has the kind of voice that's impossible not to love. Not as vacant as Dido, nor as insistent as Cat Power, it exists somewhere in between, floating over a bed of strings, sly jazz grooves and highly effective drum loops. "Breathe Me," which turned into a minor sensation after playing in the last scene of "Six Feet Under," is a thing of wonder, a song that explodes without ever raising the pressure. Meanwhile, bittersweet numbers like the Latin-flavored "Sweet Potato" and "The Bully," co-written by Beck, confirm that "Colour the Small One" is gorgeous listening from beginning to end. Album of the year, already?

Howard Stern Makes Sirius Debut




King of All Media debuts with a touch of humility: Aidin Vaziri | Howard Stern's much-hyped Sirius Satellite Radio premiere got off to a surprisingly tame start yesterday. After navigating through nearly 20 minutes of technical glitches, trashing rumors that he had married his longtime girlfriend, model Beth Ostrosky, and briefly exercising his newfound freedom to sling around curse words, the New York radio host, previously broadcast in San Francisco on KITS 105.3 FM, actually seemed at a loss. That was one of the most shocking things about Stern's latest venture -- but not for lack of trying. Early on in the show, he engaged in phone sex with Playboy bunny Heidi Cortez. He aired last year's scandalous voice mail messages allegedly left by "The Insider" host Pat O'Brien for a female friend. He played a skit in which David Letterman impersonator "Evil Dave" described anal sex with a porn star. He even attempted to place a call to David Lee Roth, his replacement at CBS Radio. "I hyped this thing so much, it could never, ever live up to anyone's expectations," said the self-styled King of All Media.

Monday, January 02, 2006

Pop Quiz: Best of 2005


A look back at some of Aidin Vaziri's favorite conversations from the past year.



Andy Bell of Erasure
Q: I understand you are bionic now.
A: Yes, partly. It's fabulous.
Q: Do you make that "Six Million Dollar Man" sound effect when you walk?
A: Not so far. The only thing, which is not a bad thing, is that I can't cross my legs anymore. I'm not allowed.
Q: I'm sure that's not a problem.
A: No. It's quite a good excuse, really.

Jared Followill of Kings of Leon
Q: Have you met U2 yet?
A: Yeah, we met them in the U.K. We did a television show with them there and hung out a bit.
Q: How does Bono's wig look up close?
A: I don't know. His hair looked pretty real when I ran my fingers through it. It felt healthy.

Duff McKagan of Velvet Revolver
Q: How weird is it to go through all this again?
A: Oh, there are times when Slash and I look at each other onstage and the crowd is going crazy and it's like, "F -- , dude. We did it again." It doesn't happen very often. But it's pretty great. People tell us we saved rock 'n' roll.
Q: I just wish your pancreas was here to enjoy it.

Bernard Sumner of New Order
Q: You guys are getting along.
A: Yeah, we are, really.
Q: What happened?
A: It's quite simple. We just took the drugs and the booze out of the equation.

Kelly Osbourne
Q: Do you think you have traded your cocaine addiction for a corset addiction?
A: I never did cocaine! I was addicted to opiates, like downer drugs.
Q: I need to get my drugs straight.
A: Trust me, dude, I would be a lot skinnier if I did cocaine.

Travis Barker
Q: What made you decide to follow in Ozzy Osbourne and Jessica Simpson's footsteps?
A: I just said "yes" one day.
Q: So you obviously put a lot of thought into how a weekly reality show about your family would affect your life and career and the future of your children.
A: Yeah. Impulsive, like a f -- moron.

Avril Lavigne
Q: Here's the first sentence of one story: "Rock chick Avril Lavigne's booze-fueled antics are becoming so common and so public that friends are worrying that she is out of control. 'She's turning into a nightmare,' says a source close to the singer."
A: I mean, really, it should make me look a rock star.
Q: And in the picture they ran with it, you have a cigarette, cell phone and burn marks on your wrist.
A: Really?
Q: It looks really cool, actually.
A: I don't have burn marks on my arm.
Q: Well, you should get some.

Ben Folds
Q: The advantage to touring with (Rufus Wainwright) is that he has a dog's name, which makes you look better.
A: Right.
Q: But the disadvantage is he's really good looking, dresses well and takes regular showers, which I'm guessing you don't.
A: No. I'm not good looking and I don't dress well. He sings better too. Actually, he writes better songs, come to think of it. It's not really good for me all around.

Jay Kay of Jamiroquai
Q: Your last release was a breakup album. Have you gone on any dates lately?
A: No, I haven't. I haven't been thinking about it, to be honest. But if you're asking me if I've been having regular, enjoyable sex, the answer's yes.

Chris Cester of Jet
Q: Is it hard living up to all these myths that surround Jet? For example, I expected you to be drunk right now.
A: You expected me to be drunk at 12 in the afternoon?
Q: Sure. Why not?

Daniel Lanois
Q: What makes good instrumental music? I honestly don't know.
A: Its capacity to raise the spirit, to take somebody on a journey, to allow somebody to get out of their usual mood and be brought to a special place.
Q: Can't you take pills for that?

Rob Thomas
Q: I don't know if you heard, but there was a rumor about you and Tom Cruise.
A: Yeah, that was funny.
Q: But we all know you prefer Brad Pitt.
A: Or Johnny Depp. If all of a sudden I woke up one day and switched teams I would have so many more choices than Tom Cruise. He's a good actor, right? But he's not necessarily the best-looking actor.

10 Pop Discoveries For 2006




K.T. Tunstall When you think about it, having two people in the White Stripes is kind of overkill. Especially when Tunstall can effectively nail the whole raw modern blues thing on "Eye to the Telescope" all by her lonesome.

Sia London-based Australian singer who shot to the top of the Amazon charts after her dizzying down-tempo song "Breathe Me" played out the last few minutes of "Six Feet Under" returns with a full-length album, "Colour the Small One."

We Are Scientists Now that the Strokes sound like Pearl Jam, rock 'n' roll salvation comes via this smartly dressed Brooklyn trio's "With Love and Squalor."

Jenny Lewis On "Rabbit Fur Coat," the Rilo Kiley singer and former child star steps out with an album that includes a rather unexpectedly stellar cover of the Traveling Wilburys' "Handle With Care."

Daniel Powter James Blunt is already old news. The next sensitive male singer-songwriter with which to commiserate over love gone bad is this bald Canadian, whose single "Bad Day" will be inescapable by year's end.

Mylo Already hailed as the savior of dance music in the United Kingdom, this Scottish producer makes good on his debut album's promise, "Destroy Rock 'n' Roll."

Dame Four Already missing Destiny's Child? Get over it with these young disciples, whose R&B-goes-crunk hit "How We Roll" is just a sign of things to come.

Arctic Monkeys Without releasing an album, this British rock band is already selling out shows and landing magazine covers. Thank crunchy, hook-filled MP3s like "I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor" and "Fake Tales of San Francisco" that are bouncing all over the Internet.

Matisyahu What's the one thing pop music desperately needs this year? Naturally, it's more Hasidic reggae rappers like Matisyahu, who releases "Youth."

Architecture in Helsinki A Melbourne collective that, in the spirit of the Arcade Fire and Polyphonic Spree, features way too many people playing way too many instruments on its latest album, "In Case We Die."

The Least of 2005


Aidin Vaziri | To some, 2005 was a year of excess to which we will be happy to say farewell. Too many storms, too much war, too much reality TV, too much (fill in the blank). All of this is sure to produce too many listings of the best, worst and most of 2005. Accordingly, here's our list of the least of 2005, which seems more fitting:


Least-surprising turn of events: Insider host Pat O'Brien checked into rehab to battle an alcohol problem after letting some rather explicit voice mails slip out. Tom Cruise flipped out on "Today's" Matt Lauer over Ritalin after putting on a crazed, Katie Holmes-inspired gymnastics display on Oprah's couch. Supermodel Kate Moss was caught on video dashing through the snow. What further proof do you need? Celebrities, they really are just like us.

Least-titillating, um ... well, you know: Tara Reid's nipple slip at P. Diddy's birthday bash. Madonna aerobicizing in a too-small leotard for her "Hung Up" video. Courtney Love exposing her bra, belly and panties at Pamela Anderson's roast. If we never see another flash of celebrity skin, it will be too soon.

Least-triumphant moment for lip-synching: Did anyone catch R. Kelly miming to his endless, convoluted "Trapped in the Closet" song cycle at the MTV Video Music Awards? What the heck was that? If he doesn't go to jail for the whole underage sex thing, he should be put away for a long, long time based on that performance alone.

Least-obvious baby name: Seal and Heidi Klum had a baby and named it Henry Gunther Ademola Dashtu Samuel. Because Dad wasn't teased nearly enough for having a stupid name while he was growing up?

Least-road-safe starlet: Teen actor and recording star Lindsay Lohan suffered two car accidents allegedly at the hands of the paparazzi. But starring in "Herbie: Fully Loaded" was a car accident entirely of her own making.

Least-hit wonder: Russell Crowe threw a faulty phone at a New York hotel concierge's head. That's one more hit than he'll ever have with his recently renamed rock band the Ordinary Fear of God (formerly Thirty Odd Foot of Grunt).

Least-obvious pregnancy diet: Britney Spears and Jennifer Garner proved that those old blowhards in white lab coats that spout off about healthy pregnancies through eating organic vegetables and flax seed oil are merely talking out of their stethoscopes. Having been photographed roughly 857 times walking out of Starbucks stores gripping a Venti Mocha Frappucino with extra whipped cream and a Big Grab bag of Cheetos placed precariously on their protruding bellies, the two new moms rewrote all the rules. Folic acid and prenatal vitamins are out. Caffeine and MSG are in.

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Hunting High and Low: 2005 in Review


Aidin Vaziri | HIGH: Coldplay The Fillmore (May). The music didn't even matter. Chris Martin could have walked out and karate-chopped a block of wood over his head and everyone would have still come away talking about how they had just witnessed the best show ever. It was all about the anticipation: the sex-for-tickets proposals that filled the Craigslist classifieds; the prospect of a Gwyneth Paltrow sighting in the balcony; the miles-long line that stretched all the way down the seedy part of Geary Boulevard. The fact that the band delivered a stunning set of songs, including a generous helping from its then-unreleased third album, "X&Y," was merely a bonus.



LOW: The White Stripes Greek Theatre (August). Watching Ian Brown get into a fistfight onstage with a surly security guard at the Great American Music Hall was an embarrassment. Seeing Kings of Leon play like zombies in their opening slot for U2 at the HP Pavilion was painful. But Jack White beat them all when he stormed off in the middle of the White Stripes' Greek Theatre concert in Berkeley because a balloon -- that's right, a balloon -- happened to bounce his way. Two nights in a row. "This is bull -- ," he announced before taking his leave. Quite.

TOP 10 SONGS OF 2005

Devendra Banhart "Heard Somebody Say." An anti-war anthem dressed up like one of Nick Drake's tender love songs, delivered by a genuine hippie with a genuine beard.

Gwen Stefani "Hollaback Girl." A cheerleading chant with a hip-hop beat and filthy chorus, with a bonus rap interlude for MTV viewers. This is how everyone should go solo.

Bloc Party "Like Eating Glass." Kele Okereke is the only Nigerian-born, British-bred singer in a punk-funk band who can make it feel like the end of the world when he sings, "It's so cold in this house."

Damien Rice and Lisa Hannigan "Unplayed Piano." The world's laziest Irish singer-songwriter takes time out from his busy year of doing nothing to deliver another classic melody.

Kelly Clarkson "Since U Been Gone." Yes, it was originally released at the tail end of 2004, but that's how long it takes to accept not only that it's actually a great song from an "American Idol" contestant but also that it's one of the most thrilling breakup songs since Roxy Music's "Dance Away."

Bart Davenport "L.A. Girls." A daydream wrapped up in an existential crisis wrapped up in the perfect summer melody -- and then punctuated with a wicked guitar solo.

Athlete "Wires." A lovely piano ballad about singer Joel Pott's first harrowing night with his newborn daughter. "I see hope is here, in a plastic box/ I've seen Christmas lights, reflect in your eyes."

Kylie Minogue "I Believe in You." A roller-disco jam written by the Scissor Sisters, with a sleek post-rock luster and a killer kicker where Kylie repeats the title, oh, about 5 million times.

Beck "Broken Drum (Boards of Canada Remix)." The beat thumps at half-speed, the guitars sound as if they're melting and Beck is just a weary voice on the horizon. It's like listening to the original on magic mushrooms.

Amerie "1 Thing." First, it's impossible to go wrong with any song that samples the Meters' "Oh, Calcutta!" Then, there's that voice -- as raw and sensual as Mariah Carey's is sexless and cold.