The 2007 Feddy Awards

The 2007 Feddy Awards

The 2007 Feddy Awards: Aidin Vaziri | When we came up with the idea to christen our annual list of dubious celebrity honors after Kevin Federline last year, we had no idea that a mere 12 months later he would come out looking like the last upstanding citizen in Hollywood. This month, Fed-Ex even made the cover of Details magazine's Power and Influence Issue, where he was named the seventh most powerful man under 45, a full six spots ahead of YouTube founders Steven Chen and Chad Hurley. As if this year wasn't already crazy enough. So before anyone else goes to rehab, gets arrested or pregnant, we give you the 2007 Feddy Awards:

BRITNEY SPEARS She shaved her head, went nuts on a paparazzo's car with an umbrella, sleepwalked through her big comeback performance on TV, lost custody of her children and fell out with her mom. Wait a minute, doesn't that resemble Anna Nicole Smith's to-do list from 2006?

LINDSAY LOHAN A relatively quiet year for Lindsay, with only three visits to rehab, two arrests and one felony charge, for which she spent exactly 84 minutes in jail. We have no complaints - anything that took attention away from "Georgia Rule" was fine by us.

PARIS HILTONShe was in jail, out of jail, back in, then out again ... in, out, in, out, in, out. So, really, this year was just like any other for Paris. Except that now that her grandfather has decided to give 97 percent of his fortune to charity, Paris may have to return to her career. Um, what is it exactly that she's qualified to do? Wait. It'll come to us. Continue reading.