Pop Quiz: Seal
Aidin Vaziri | Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel - um, you can just call him Seal - has just released his fifth studio album, "System." On it, the three-time Grammy winner returns to the sleek grooves that marked his early work, with the first single, "Amazing," leading the rush back to the dance floor. The 44-year-old British singer, best known for the hits "Crazy" and "Kiss From a Rose," also invites his 34-year-old wife, Heidi Klum - whom you may have seen in a few Victoria's Secret catalogs or on a little-known reality television show called "Project Runway" - to duet with him on the romantic ballad "Wedding Day." She returned the favor by talking up the size of his manhood on "Oprah."
Seal
Q: What's it like to wake up next to a supermodel every day?
A: I don't know, but waking up next to Heidi is incredible. She's my best friend. She's my lover. She's my wife. She's the mother of my children.
Q: She could also be your publicist after talking about the size of your package on "Oprah."
A: There you go. That's my wife.
Q: You have to admit it's a great way to sell an album.
A: You think? Forever I shall be known as the package man.
Q: Just like everyone thinks Sting could have sex for 18 hours straight while standing on his head.
A: That's his doing, though. He brought that on himself.
Q: You're right. It's far better to get a third-party endorsement. So do you recommend that other men who can't get dates wear bicycle shorts and walk around hotel lobbies?
A: It seemed to work for me. Continue reading.
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