Pop Quiz: Cisco Adler of Whitestarr

Pop Quiz: Cisco Adler of Whitestarr

Aidin Vaziri | He's been seen in the tabloids running around with Paris Hilton and Mischa Barton. Pictures of his shockingly disproportionate genitals are all over the Internet. And his father is Lou Adler, the famous '60s producer who worked with the Mamas and the Papas and Cheech & Chong and put on the Monterey Pop Festival. Now Cisco Adler is hoping to become famous in his own right, as the lead singer of the grubby Malibu rock band Whitestarr. The band, which stars in the new VH1 reality series "The Rock Life," has just released its latest album, "Fillith Tillith."

Cisco Adler
Q: You're famous for going commando. What are the major drawbacks of life without underwear?
A: I've found none.
Q: What about the sweat?
A: I'm not the sweatiest guy. I'm not very hairy. I'm not very obese. So it's working out well. I'm sure, at some point, I'm going to be hanging down to my ankles.
Q: And that's a bad thing?
A: No, it definitely isn't.
Q: Are you tired of talking about the size of your privates in the press?
A: Um, yeah. I definitely am.
Q: That's all I wanted to ask about that.
A: Thank you, I appreciate it.
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