Pop Quiz: Andy Williams

Pop Quiz: Andy Williams

Aidin Vaziri | It wouldn't be Christmas without Andy Williams. Why? Because it says so right here. It's also because Williams, 77, apart from famously giving the Osmonds their big break and turning songs like "Can't Get Used to Losing You" into lounge standards, has been hosting his classic Christmas shows since the mid-'60s. Currently based at the Andy Williams Moon River Theatre in Branson, Mo., his show arrives Wednesday at the Nob Hill Masonic Center in San Francisco.



Andy Williams
Q: Are you bringing the guys dressed in penguin suits?
A: We were just talking about it today. We're bringing these singers and dancers who don't do that number.
Q: You promised there would be guys in penguin suits.
A: No, I can't.
Q: What a rip-off. How am I supposed to recommend this show to anyone?
A: OK, they'll try to learn the routine. When did you see that anyway?
Q: I saw a picture of it.
A: Ha. You like penguins?
Q: Penguins are like the second-best type of bird.