Pamela Anderson, Author.

Pamela Anderson, Author.

Pamela Anderson, author. The actress' novel is not about her -- so she says.: Aidin Vaziri | Some of it is hopelessly transparent. The shapely bombshell in the book is discovered on the Jumbotron at a Miami Dolphins game, poses for Mann magazine and gets her big break on a television show called "Lifeguards Inc." The shapely bombshell in real life got discovered on the Jumbotron at a British Columbia Lions game, posed for Playboy magazine and got her break on a television show called "Baywatch." But considering the genuine Anderson, whose most recent boyfriend was rocker Kid Rock, had genuine relationships with the Sunset Strip bottom- feeders like Tommy Lee, Poison singer Bret Michaels and former "Happy Days" star Scott Baio, it's easy to see why she didn't want to use any real names in print. No one in their right mind would want to immortalize sharing a bed with Chachi. "I think this is even more revealing than writing a real biography because this way people get to know my personality better," she says.